"A disembodied voice appears from nowhere telling you that Dan got his start in Tucson, Arizona and has been loving life in Idaho for the past four years. He’s got a pretty wife, a fat dog and a mean cat. The voice proceeds to tell you that Dan enjoys beer and tacos, the complete works of Dr Seuss, and boxer shorts fresh-from-the-dryer. Suddenly a door appears next to the radio. You pass through the threshold and your ears are filled with the delightful sounds of Idaho’s Fresh New Country. You then realize that your pockets are full of $100 bills and all of your wildest dreams have come true. You live out the rest of your days in complete happiness."
